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Heaving Bosoms: A Romance Novel Podcast

May 6, 2019

Hey HB's! We've got more Melody catnip: alien erotic romance! We're talking about Barbarian's Mate, the 7th installment of the Ice Planet Barbarians series. We've got Josie, the last of the original women to resonate, and Haeden, the grumpiest 7 foot blue alien a girl could ask for. But dudes! He's not grumpy! He's a secret cinnamon roll who just can't stop spilling in his loin cloth! This duke is a virgin and he's the virgin duke of her secret dreams. 

Bonus Content: 

Potty training, our humble comments on the title (get @ us authors, we offer our services to all), new segment transition: *Beep Boop Bird Click*, IUD hijinks, taking someone to your FURS, faking farts to hide your true love, luxury caves, lady nectar, heavy balls, spurs, sexy papoose, and how to not be a Romeo. 

Lady Loves: 

Erin: Maybelline Super Stay Matte in Self Starter (which she now concedes is the best lipstick on the market)

Melody: Make good choices for yourself, like not furtively eating frosting with a spoon like a Gollum.

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Patreon Shout Out: 

Whitney J. You are descended from Poseidon. Just like the god of the sea, horses, and earthquakes, you know how to juggle everything within your domain to perfection. You possess the depth and power of the sea, with a good sense of when to go with the flow. You have the loyalty, dependability, and high spirit of the fastest steed. And you have not only the wisdom and foresight to know when things need to be shaken up, but the courage to follow through. You love boundlessly and are fearsome when defending your domain.